Saturday, May 26, 2007

Barcelona vs Getafe, May 26th

Abbondanzieri has got the invisible shield like Captain Kirk with that starship or whatever it is he flies around in, he had the space shield up there ...
Hudson, 12:04 2nd

It wouldn't get any more exciting here now if Elvis himself showed up in a matador's outfit.
Hudson 15:03 2nd

They're just like Christians in the old coliseum, they're just playing around the dead bodies.
Hudson, 23:56 2nd

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Recreativo Huelva vs Real Madrid, May 20th

Well, that's a beautiful explanation of it word for word, Phil. I'll put it one word - Bloody magic.
Hudson, 9:56 1st

Heartbreak turns into sheer delight, orgasmic jubilation, Iker goes ballistic, this goal heavenly, if you doubted this wasn't destiny believe it now, Roberto Carlos turns from goat to superhero ...
Hudson, 45:54 2nd

I've no more words, I cannot express this because you're gonna have to invent a new language in English ...

Hudson, post-game

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Valencia vs Real Zaragoza, May 13th

The world is his oyster and he's got pearls for feet.
Hudson, 34:28 2nd

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Real Madrid vs Espanyol, May 12th

The shocking football that we've see on GolTV in the last couple of weeks, there's something in the air, man, there's something going on in the universe.
Hudson, 14:44 1st

But they capitalised on it like a big werewolf with a plate of liver in front of it.
Hudson, 35:20 1st

The Argentine delivers for Capello, sending this crowd into orgasm. There'll be a lot of amore going on in the beds of Real Madrid tonight, let me tell you, and the aftershave will be flowing ...
Hudson, 43:56 2nd

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Getafe vs Barcelona. May 10th

It keeps you a young man, doesn't it, it's the game that will keep you living young and you look at these faces, there'll be a lot of old men in there, there'll be a lot of grandmothers, and they are getting the thrills of their lives, this is orgasmic stuff by Getafe ...
Hudson, 30:34 2nd

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Real Madrid vs Sevilla, May 6th

Poor, poor header. He attacks it well, he sees it coming all day, he loses his marker here, barreling in, it's a good jackknife header ...
Hudson, 14:20 1st

This is an absolute flamethrower of a shot with perfection stamped all over it. This is the Koh-i-Noor diamond of strikes ...
Hudson, 40:53 1st

He couldn't help himself, just had, basically, an orgasm after he scored.
Hudson, 34:34 2nd

There should be a Mozart requiem conducted and put together for Guti after this performance.
Hudson, 40:01 2nd

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Real Sociedad vs Barcelona, May 5th

Again, the surgical stabbing knife of Ronaldinho does the damage, Phil.
Hudson, 02:08 2nd

Is this onside? You're darn tootin' it's onside, keep your flag down seƱor.
Hudson, 3:26 2nd

Little Rivas, one-man battleship.
Hudson, 17:54 2nd

Gave him a wedgie and he's still running.
Hudson, 24:29 2nd

Tattoo on his tongue, Puyol, it's all Barcelona crest as well.
Hudson, 39:27 2nd