Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Liverpool vs Toulouse, August 28th

The Crouchasaurus, man. Big, tall, languid, but a great touch, the big man up front ...
Ray Hudson, 1:59 1st

The big lighthouse there, Crouch, flashing his big light, saying 'Give me it, feed me.'
Ray Hudson, 4:25 1st

Settled down nicely, good early touches, ten minutes in for the new boy. Good haircut, for a footballer.
Ray Hudson, 11:58 1st

He gets a good, flying, ginger-headed, big, hammer blow on this one ...
Ray Hudson, 16:39 1st

The Crouchasaurus strikes again. Telling ya, footballer! Most unorthodox player, probably, in world football, but his technique is sweet and his danger is omnipresent. He's always going to get this one with those telescopic legs, that's a fabulous ball by Dirk the Dutchman. Brilliantly leading his big man, that's a great finish. Outside of his foot, stabs it home. Peter, the Great!
Ray Hudson, 18:45 1st

And big Peter makes his point like Woody Woodpecker.
Ray Hudson, half-time

Fabulous ball in. Meets it clean, accurate, dynamic. It's a screamer of a header. He locks his focus in, jumps, jackknifes, punches. Bulging net, broken spirits.
Ray Hudson, 3:38 2nd

The biggest scouser fans I've ever met. All be sitting in there, Richie probably in his red underpants, knowing him.
Ray Hudson
You know a little too much about Richie.
Phil Schoen, 12:34 2nd

English bookmakers getting it right once again, the sons of ... guns.
Ray Hudson, 18:44 2nd

Comes through and rifles Mascherano, takes a big filet mignon out of him. Just the type of thing to wake up an Argentine.
Ray Hudson, 19:21 2nd

That's absolutely brilliant by Peter. He does all the impossible stuff, absolutely first class, look at this, brings it down, controls it, angles himself, gets it away from the defender and then puts his finger down his throat.
Ray Hudson, 34:12 2nd

Steve Gerrard Gerrard looks down, gets out of his regal seat and applause, because what he sees is mucho good, look at this ball from Kuyt, he gets it back and he rasps it into the net. Dynamic finish, beautiful, play it back, red carpet, one touch, it's goodnight Toulouse.
Ray Hudson, 41:24 2nd

Inviting Dirk onto it, and that steadying touch, but then he doesn't live those beautiful ginger locks, because instinctively, like the great finisher he is, he knows that that back post isn't moving, he knows strategically where it is, and like a big, great pool player, he gets his cue out and that right foot, and kisses it in off the post ...
Ray Hudson, 41:55 2nd

Look at that. Laser. Great fly's eye vision by Benayoun. Tricky, outside of the foot. Dirk sees his angle, Dirk sees the net, Dirk sees disco tonight.
Ray Hudson, 46:13 2nd

2 comments:

Tim said...

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Anonymous said...

Crouchosaurus! Ray is da man!